14.4.12

Moral Currency

I made a post last month about a few Canadians nervously staring at a coin - none emboldened enough to assert ownership. An additional layer of depth was added to my analysis in human interaction when a co-worker shared a similar coin related story that took place in London.

While enjoying a pint on a sunny spring afternoon in Islington, Owen noticed a man attempting to pick up a pound coin. Unsuccessful (and awkwardly aware of his public demonstration of greed and self-entitlement), the man hurried along his original path. A steady stream of individuals scraped and scratched at the pavement in pursuit of pound, but all efforts were quickly exhuasted. Before long, Owen realised that his afternoon entertainment was to be attributed to super-glue and some mischievous mind.

Moments like these reveal so much. We want the money, but it's important for us to act like we don't to preserve our falsely escalated moral height. However, ones public persona can be jeopardised for a substantial amount (a pound, but not a pence). Once the pursuit of fortune is confirmed, a few high-stress steps follow.

Scope out the scene.
The coast is clear?
Swiftly scoop up the loot.
Did anyone see?
Avoid eye contact.
Move swiftly.
Be cool.
Act like it never happened.
Nobody to judge here.
Exhilerating rush ensues.