Ever say something that has an unintended connotation? Well, my offenses have reached a height where I actually enjoy using inappropriate, sexually charged terminoligy in everyday speak. Why? Mostly to raise eyebrows, but also as an attempt to deconstruct the stigma around openly discussing sex. The list below includes the terms and phrases that are currently on high rotation in my vocabulary...
Tap - the act of sex. However, I like to use it as a way to express interest in anything. For example, there are tons of restaurants in London that I'd like to tap.
Hit it and Quit it - a brief, singular sexual encounter. I've expanded this definition to include brief encounters of all kinds. For instance, a quick grocery shop where I hit it and quit it in 5 minutes.
I'll wash your sink - this is a less explicit version of 'I'll suck your dick', which is typically what crackheads say when pleading for cocaine. I've cleaned it up a bit and use it as an alternative to 'pretty please'. So when I ask to borrow a DVD and express my need by saying, "C'mon, I'll wash your sink?"... You know what time it is.
Who's s/he planning on sending that to? - Usually in reference to sending an erotic photo or video to a partner, but there's cause for concern when the content is unflattering, right? So anything unimpressive from an outfit to a boss's management style could provoke this question.
Bent over - a sexual position where one party bends over and the other penetrates from behind. This phrase is common place in conversations to describe situations where you've been unjustly treated or taken advantage of or... bent over.
